Top This Too!

More cake topper madness to share! For more crazy toppers see our Top This! and Top This! - Zombie Love posts.

Love Never Dies, even when your skin has fallen off and your clothing is covered in cobwebs. How romantic.


This is what happens after the reception when the lights go down and they get down and dirty. French kissing skeleton cake toppers. here again. Love Never Dies.


I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head. We like her purple come-hither eyes and fashionable yellow hoops.


If you ever wondered what you would look like immortalized in LEGO, then this is the topper for you!


Not sure what the appeal of the animal cake toppers are, but they seem to be gaining in popularity. These conservatively attired field mice look like they are ready for a stroll in the Amish countryside.


This is one strange match. We're all for diversity but this may be going too far. At least the bride-goat remembered her "something blue."


Pig love is in. We missed the memo. Porcine matrimony at its finest!


Aren't into the pigs? How about the same set up with bulldogs, ribbon flowers and tulle veil for the bitch, err bride.


This is a called a "Hawaiian Cake Topper" but thankfully, we have never seen one here. This couple clearly needs a room as they enjoy their first kiss under one of Hawaii's red and green, and yellow and green palm trees. The white coconuts are a nice touch, and would be even better if they lit up. Now that's a party!


From the same company that brought you the Hawaiian cake topper comes a familiar scene for the porcelain frogs. Would this be a Hawaiian frogs cake topper? Again, we wonder if the coconuts light up.



As long as we're getting romantic here, this one is more wholesome, almost respectable. Almost.


Another one in the "Get a Room" series of cake toppers. Not sure why they bother to decorate the bottom of it with sweet flowers and hearts. As if anyone is actually looking down there.

Enjoy!

Aloha, 'til next time!

Top This!

As a functional piece, we rarely use toppers on our cakes, and when we do, they are handcrafted by Rick and work with the cake's design. From an entertainment perspective, cake toppers push all the right buttons and we can't get enough of them. Here are some of our favorite toppers, culled from a wide variety of sources. We'll be sharing them throughout the week, in between other posts. There is a topper for every interest and every fantasy. But that doesn't necessarily make it right.

What could be better than a hunting themed cake topper with the bride and groom decked out and ready for action? How about 6 interchangeable signs to carry the couple through the years. "Just Married" for the wedding day, "Happy Anniversary" a year later and "Congratulations" when the little one is on the way. It's on eBay and the seller already has bids, so if you want it, shoot! Go get it!


This one is a little puzzling to us. We get that these two love to travel, but what exactly are they. Anyone ... Anyone? ...


These kitties are all dolled up for their Big Day but the feline Groom forgot his pants.


Florida Gator and Clemson Tiger cake topper from Magicmud. A match made in sports heaven.


The hippo groom and penguin bride cake topper. Another match made in heaven. At least the hippo remembered his pants.


We have a Wii, just like everyone else, and we had a lot of fun creating our Mii's. A little too much fun. Would we want them on our cake? Well, OK, maybe.... They are pretty darn cute!


Primal urges indeed! Disturbing on so many levels.


The Optimus Prime and Smurfette cake topper has circulated on the blogosphere, but still remains one of our favorites!


One of the more elaborate cake toppers out there. White buttercream platform not included.


The famous "Mermice" cake topper. In our wildest dreams we couldn't have imagined a more bizarre pairing of mermaids and mice. It's strange, disturbing and yet something oddly enigmatic about it.

More of our favorite toppers will be showcased throughout the week, along with new cakes and new press!

Aloha, from Kailua!